Silent but Deadly

I rarely take public transportation. Not that I'm against it I think it's great. However, every time I'm on it I see something vulgar. In this case I smelled something....

I get off at Metro Center (those of you from the DC area know during rush hour this is a busy stop) and this girl is so eager to get in front of me. Like its a race or something. Usually being inappropriate as I am, I would challenge this girl to see who could get to the elevator faster, but I'm pregnant, slower than normal, and quite frankly exhausted and just relieved it's Friday, so I let her get in front of me.

BIG mistake.

She passed silent but deadly farts all the way up the escalator.

Listen lady, you don't want to start that war with me. I'm PREGNANT and this could get ugly!

Happy weekend ALL!

xoxo
R